Ok, I do know exactly when I’ll be back again, so that kind of ruins my John Denver reference. I’m hitting the airport bright and early tomorrow to catch a flight down to the 4 and Rotary South Island Champs being held over the coming weekend in Christchurch. The South Island Champs are famous for two things, the biggest cruise in the country, and of course, dirty girls. I’m hoping for both.

See you all there, I’ll be the guy with the NZPC shirt and the big camera.

This, good sirs, will blow your minds. The look on this guys face makes me laugh every single time: